New Mathematical “Twitter Follower Formula” Amazingly Predicts Your Next Friend On Twitter With 100% Accuracy.

I can’t believe I’m finally finished with this massive project.

After spending well over 1,200 hours researching and crunching numbers over the last few months, I’m proud to announce to the world that I’ve developed a new mathematical formula for Twitter.  I call it…

The Twitter Follower Formula

 

What does the Twitter Formula do?

This secret Twitter formula will sort though the over one million Twitter user profiles and provide you with the name of a Twitter user that you need to start following immediately.  This system is entirely based on your thought patterns.

Now this may sound a little strange, but believe me, this works.  In fact, the Twitter Follower Formula has been tested and retested hundreds of times and has a 100% accuracy rating.

“Limited Time Offer: Here’s How To Get
The Twitter Follower Formula For Free!”

 

The Twitter Follower Formula will be made available to the public on January 24th, 2009 for only $97.  However, because I’m looking for just 50 beta testers, I’m willing to let you try this for free.  All I ask is that you reply to this blog post with your results so I can keep track of the number of testers.

Once 50 beta testers have replied to this post, I will delete this blog post.

OK.  Let’s begin.

Now in order to make this work, you need to follow my instructions exactly as I lay them out for you here.  Do not skip any steps.  You MUST complete the test in order for it to be 100% accurate.

 

Step 1: Choose Your Twitter Number

When you are thinking about the word, “Twitter” what number between 1 and 9 comes to your mind?  Think about this for a moment.  What feels comfortable?  Is it 2?  How about 7?  Does 9 feel right?  Whatever the number feels most right to you, hold that number in your head.

 

Step 2: The Twitter Multiplier

Once you have chosen your Twitter Number, multiply that number by 3.  Keep this number in your mind.  The 3 represents the number of w’s in: www.twitter.com.

Now think about the number that you have in your mind.  See it clearly.  Write it down if you feel the need to do so.

( Short version: Take your number, multiply it by 3.)

 

Step 3: The Twitter Follower Average

Based on my research, the average medium to light user on Twitter follows three new people per day.  So what I want you to do here is add THREE to the number you are holding in your mind.

See your number clearly.  How does thinking about this number make you feel?

(Short version: Take your number, add 3 to it.)

 

Step 4: The Twitter Login Average

My research shows the average light user logs into his or her Twitter account three times a day.  So what I want you to do is multiply the number you are holding onto in your head by THREE.

Hold this number in your head.  Write it down immediately if you feel the urge to do so like most others do.

(Short version: Take your number and multiply it by 3.)

 

Step 5: The Twitter Banana Split

Just like splitting a banana in two when making a banana split, you want to take the two digit number that you have in your mind, seperate those two numbers, and then add them together.

What is the number that you are holding in your head?  Write it down if you feel the need to.

Now Scroll down and look for your number.  Whoever you see associated with that number, immediately click on their name and start following them.  Based on the number you chose, this person is someone that you really need to start following and pay attention to like your business or life depended on it!

(Short version, split your 2 numbers and add them together.)

 

 

 

Get ready….

 

 

 

 

 

Here we go…

 

 

 

 

 

Get ready to click!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1. Starbucks

2. Britney Spears

3. CNN

4. MacWorld

5. Barack Obama

6. The Onion

7. Twitter

8. New York Times

9. WhackedOut Marketing

10. NPR News

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Click on the name of the person or company next to your number and start following them on Twitter as fast as you can.

Be sure to remember to share your results by replying to this post so I can track the results.

I also encourage you to send your friends to this page so they can try out the Twitter formula, as well.  But hurry… only 50 free spots are available… and you just used one!

~Rob