Shocking! World’s First WhackedOut Tee-Shirt Photo, Testimonial, And Video From A Storm Trooper! *100% REAL*

I was shocked when I saw the photo of Mr. Storm Trooper… but when I saw the video…

I fell on the floor laughing like a crazed Wookie… or even an Ewok!

Yes, that’s right ladies and gentleman.  Someone finally took me up on my offer and picked himself up a WhackedOut Marketing tee-shirt and sent me a photo of himself wearing it. Not only that, but he also recorded a video!  It’s hilarious!

Now the deal is that anyone who takes a photo of themselves wearing a WhackedOut Marketing tee-shirt would be seen on my WhackedOut people page.  Not only that, but I’d post links to their website and even blog about them.

Well, Mr. Storm Trooper wants to remain unknown.  He seeks no publicity.  He seeks no fame.  And he seeks… a pink golf ball…

Mr. Storm Trooper Gets WhackedOut!

Here’s what Mr. Storm Trooper had to say in his email where he had attached the above photo:

“Whacked Out Marketing has changed my business on the Intergalactic Superhighweb.  Before getting Whacked, I never sold 1 pink golf ball to a wookie.  Now I have sold 2. (one to a hacker droid, but a sale nonetheless)  I highly recommend getting whacked out to keep the Jabba the Huts from dominating your niche.  GET WHACKED or else you might as well let the Ewoks run your Intergalactic Interweb business.”

And before I could shake two sticks, another email arrived from this Mr. Storm Trooper…

But this time… he sent me a video.  Check this out…

There you have it folks.  I single handedly help the Storm Trooper DOUBLE his sales using my WhackedOut Marketing tactics.  Unbelievable!  And as WhackedOut as all this sounds, I can assure you, it’s 100% real!

So if you’re business is having trouble selling your pink golf balls, your marketing may need to get a little WhackedOut.

In fact, it just so happens that I’m running a WhackedOut Marketing special between today and December 31st.  How does having some WhackedOut Marketing and publicity that would explode your business beyond conventional thinking in 2009 sound?  And what if you could get this at ZERO COST?

ZERO Cost WhackedOut Marketing?

Is there a catch?

Of course there is - but it’s not what you think.  Contact me and you’ll have a totally WhackedOut Marketing and publicity plan to make 2009 your most profitable year EVER - even in this economy.

This offer is valid for only 3 people.

UPDATE:  One spot taken. Only 2 left!  Contact me.  Let’s talk.

Rob

P.S… Mr. Storm Trooper, I appreciate your kind words, your video, and most importantly… you daring to get WhackedOut!