About
WhackedOut Marketing is a global marketing company with 17 offices in 8 countries. We have over 387 employees, three dogs, and a mouse that runs on a wheel which powers our servers. Over the last six years, we’ve created and launched campaigns that have generated our clients tens of trillions of dollars.
WhackedOut Marketing also holds thousands of patents for various products such as: air, water, dirt, trees, and recently we were awarded with the patent for the cardboard box.
Truthfully, we’re just a two man show. Well, a man and a woman that is. (My wife also works full-time from home on her own projects and helps me with mine.)
So who is the mastermind behind WhackedOut Marketing? My name is Rob Hawthorne, I reside in Houston, Texas, and I’ve been marketing online since 1999.
Over the years, I’ve been involved with various companies and industries, including having more than 30 “jobs” before I realized I work better from my kitchen table. Thankfully, I’ve been self-employed since 2004 and I love each and every minute of it.
More about me..
I’m a copywriter, Internet marketer, product launcher, idea guy, have more ideas than I know what to do with. And I just found out the other day that I’m not too bad a frisbee golf.
My marketing methods and marketing ideas are… well… often times a little WhackedOut. And hey, during this day and time, sometimes it does take some WhackedOut Marketing to get noticed. You should have seen my little dance I did while getting my wife’s garter at our wedding recently. I’ll have to upload the video sometime…
As far as “work”, although I do take on clients from time to time, it’s true that I am very choosy on who I work with and the projects I take on.
The WhackedOut Marketing blog was created because I needed a place to share my thoughts and ideas with the world. It’ll also serve as a testing area for several WhackedOut ideas that have been dancing around in my head.
I’m not a professional blogger, nor do I pretend to be one. You will not see me posting my income on a monthly basis. You will most likely never see any of my paychecks posted, like some professional bloggers do. Not that I’m against that, personally I just like to lay low.
However, you may find some WhackedOut videos, photos, and blog posts that’ll keep you entertained and may even spark an idea or two for your business.
I also highly suggest that you Get Whacked by investing in a WhackedOut t-shirt. Put it on, take a photo of yourself wearing it, and you’ll get your photo and a link to your website on the WhackedOut People page.
Just buy one and wear it. You’ll look cool.
