Advertise
If you really feel the need to advertise on this website, it’s going to cost you BIG TIME.
Here’s the deal…
I’m running a special today. You’re in luck. But you must act quickly. This offer is not available in stores. As seen on TV. Supplies are limited. Only 3 left. Act now. Buy now. Whatever.
The deal is that a single banner is going to run you $99.97 for 31 days. Not a bad deal considering the normal retail price of a banner ad on WhackedOut Marketing is $747.97.
Payment is made via PayPal or wheat pennies delivered in an unmarked box left at the big park in Houston by the huge oak tree.
Fill out the form below so we can work out the details.
