Get Whacked
Life got you down?
Does it feel like your business is just… dead?
Want to end it all?
No problem!
Don’t do it yourself - hire us to whack you or your business. We 100% guarantee you won’t feel a thing.
Alright… so if you really want to get whacked… check this out:
Here’s how you can Get Whacked and have your photo and website link featured on the “WhackedOut People” page.
Step 1: Purchase one of the items below
Step 2: When it arrives, wash it, and put in on. Note, if you buy a mug or a teddy bear, please do not put that on. You could still wash them if you feel you need to, but everything should arrive fairly clean.
Step 3: Take a photo of you wearing or holding the WhackedOut Marketing merchandise.
Step 4: Send me an email with your photo and your website link. (Note: Only G-Rated websites allowed.)
Step 5: See your photo on the “WhackedOut People” page and become famous.
Click on any of the images to be taken to the WhackedOut Store.
