WhackedOut Services
Walk your dog: $15
Car wash: $25
Mow your lawn: $45
Grocery shopping: $60
Working at a job: You couldn’t pay me enough.
OK, here’s the deal…
Before we dive into the services we offer, we need to be upfront with you. First, it’s important for you to understand that we’re very, very picky about the projects and clients we take on. We truly don’t jump on everything that lands on our desk. Well, we may have to get back to that one…
Also, we’re not inexpensive. In fact, our prices scare off most average marketers, however our results impress even the most seasoned pros.
Taking on new projects for clients is not our primary focus. We actually make much more money working on our own projects. However, you still have a chance to work with us.
You may catch us on a rainy day when we’re sitting around watching the movie Goonies trying to figure out what to do while we’re taking a break from our own projects.
Here’s just a small taste of what we offer:
WhackedOut Consulting: Need Ideas? We Have Tons Of Ideas!
We have more ideas than we know what to do with. Ideas for new businesses, new advertising campaigns, new publicity stunts, new websites, viral marketing ideas, new products, new services, buzz generation, new marketing angles, and so much more. We’ll never get to them all in one lifetime.
So we realized that we had two options: either find the fountain of youth, or help other people/businesses get known using our WhackedOut ideas and strategies.
We even have ideas to get so much publicity for a new product or service that the media wouldn’t know what hit them. In fact, we’re gearing up to launch one of them for one of our own products later this year. Maybe we’ll admit that we were the people behind it. Maybe.
If you or your company needs some fresh, hot-out-of-the-oven WhackedOut ideas to brand your company or launch a new product or service in a way that’ll grab people’s attention, contact us using the form below.
Copywriting Services
Need a copywriter?
We have written many sales letters that have produced great results for ourselves and the clients we’ve taken on.
Sales letters that have produced results like:
[] Over $700,000 in sales in 7 days
[] Over 30,000 leads in 30 days
[] Over $1,000,000 in revenue in 30 days
[] Sold a light bulb on eBay for $1,000,000
[] 15% conversion rate on launch day with a 10% ongoing conversion rate
[] Over $300,000 in sales in 7 days
[] Written many sales letter as a “woman”… don’t ask…
[] Wrote a sales letter as a dog… long story…
[] Sales letters for many ClickBank products
[] And many more
We’ve worked with many well-known Internet Marketers, best-selling authors, and other people that we’re sure that you’ve heard of, along with a ton of people you’ve never heard of, and will most-likely never come across in your entire life. If you need a copywriter for a sales letter, contact us using the form below.
Product Launch And Company Launches
We’ve been behind some of the big product launches you’ve seen over the last few years. In fact, we’ve been doing product launches since 2003 and have generated millions of dollars for our clients.
Over the years, we’ve created our own unique methods of launching products that produce much better results than the “typical” product launches you’ve seen on the Internet.
In fact, some of our methods are so new and so unique that we had to coin our own phrases because no one was or is doing what we do.
We fully understand what needs to be in place as far as the people and technology to make a product launch successful.
If you have a product or service that you’re gearing up to launch and you need a kick-butt product launch, fill out the form below.
Note: To save your time, we do not take on any product launches that do not have the possibility of reaching at least six or seven figures within the first week. We are also paid a fee both upfront and after the launch and work out an agreement for a percentage of sales and for what period of time.
Some Other Stuff
If you are in need of other services, feel free to submit your information below. If we can’t do it, maybe we know someone who can. And if we don’t know someone who can, then basically you are up the creek without a paddle. You’re pretty much screwed and you should move onto another idea. However, it’s at least worth trying and seeing what happens….
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